Legal Lunacy These are a few of the legally insane remarks from a variety of Texas officials:
- Texas Court of Criminal Appeals Judge Sharon Keller:
“We close at 5.”
- Officer Stephens, San Marcos Police Department:
“It’s a dog, it’s OK. You can get another one.”
Response to a distraught driver who was stopped for speeding while attempting to get his dog to a veterinary emergency center.
- Smith County Assistant District Attorney Jodi Brown:
“It was a king size.”
On Kenneth Paynes 16 year sentence for stealing a “snickers” candy bar in Smith county.